While in Montreal, I decided that a) I hate Montreal, and b) I hate the Montreal Travelodge hotel. It's the worst hotel in the world. Prices were high, rooms were lousy, there was no cold water in the tap (even when you just ran cold water), the air conditioner was lousy, the beds were lousy, I mean, it was bad... but, how's this for customer service:
So, while their customer service for humans is terrible, apparently they take good care of all bears that come to their hotel. I think they're a little confused though... I mean
Bare Essentials:
- Tooth brush,
- toothpaste,
- soap,
- shampoo,
- deoderant, etc.
Bear Essentials:
- raw meat
- salmon
- berries
- larger toilet / shower facilities
Just kidding
8 days til I get married, hey!
(that's for you, Mom)