For Immediate Release
from the Office of the Press Secretary for the House Mackay
Let it be known throughout the domain, and let it be heard far and wide, the youngest son of John and Lori Mackay has yet again found himself a girlfriend. Girlfriend is a noun that means "favoured female companion or sweetheart" according to The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Them's big words. The House Mackay would request that paparazi and news media give the couple space and room to allow the relationship to flourish. All requests for comment may be directed to the office of the Press Secretary. The Lord and his Lady were heard to have said "Matthew's got a girlfriend, Matthew's got a girlfriend" in tones not unlike those used in first grade when mocking a friend. There is no further comment from the family at this time.
Thank you.
Andrew Mackay,
Press Secretary and Public Relations Guru
The House Mackay
...cause Mackay means Sons of Thunder, and we ain't messin' around.
Manu Forte
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5 comments:
I figured he'd pull it off tonight. Teh Champ.
for the record, Mackay comes from the Gaelic: Macoidh, which means Son of Fire. not son of thunder. not that it makes much difference, besides, we both know i'm training to become a cage fighter.
Just for the record, when I first read this blog, I thought it was saying that it was the Andy of Mack's that had procured for himself a girlfriend.
After tearing myself off the ceiling and putting the phone down I found that it actually said it was the Matt of the Mackay's that had done the procuring. So then, congrads to the Matt. And Andy, when your day comes I expect a phone call, not a blog.
-done-
Matthew's got a girlfriend, Matthew's got a girlfriend...
Don't you think this post is kinda like salt on a wound. He is already in the Ripleys Believe it or Not for the shortest relationship known to mankind, I mean quit picking on the poor little guy. Poor Buddy lost his buddie. - Luv Big Jon
We the people demand you remove this abominational proclamation of a dead relationship!
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